Greg: If it were up to me, this house would look way cooler.
Me: What would it look like?
Greg: Well first of all we would have a Foosball table and posters everywhere. And I'd get rid of the dining room table and put in a pool table. It would look like a trendy New York city apartment, instead of what it looks like now.
Me: What does it look like now?
Greg: It looks like a house where two people are married and maybe thinking about having kids. That's so boring. I want people to walk into my house and think 'that guy gets laid every night.'
Me: Do you want to get a Foosball table?
Greg: No, that's silly.