Greg: Is my bag still in your car?
Me: All the stuff from Ren Fest is in my trunk.
Greg: I had to use your toothbrush today
Me: ugh, gross. Wait, we've been home for 3 days. What did you do on Monday
Greg: Used your toothbrush
Me: And Sunday...
Greg: And Sunday.
Greg: What's the difference? You kiss me with your tongue.
Me: It's just different!
Greg: I also used your deodorant.
Me: What?! Are you out of deodorant?
Greg: No, it was in the bag.