(I'm basically just posting these to entertain Jessica :) )
Kim: What is that note on your hand?
Greg: It's my palm pilot
Kim :::blank stare:::
Greg: Because it's on my palm. It was supposed to be clever.
Kim: I need to make dinner and do laundry. I'm going to be like, a real wife tonight.
::: 2 min later:::
Greg: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Greg: YOU DON'T SEPARATE?! THE LIGHTS AND THE DARKS?!
Kim: No, I don't have time for that shit! I mean, I wash my bras separate... everything else I pretty much just wash together.
Greg: No wonder my tshirts aren't as white as they used to be...
Note: We have been married, and I have been doing our laundry, for over 4 years.