Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Work

Kim: You can't put "I'm excited about the next phase of my life including my wife and eventual expansion of my family" on your cover letter.*
Greg: Why? It's a plus for men. People think men with kids work harder.
Kim: If I put "I'm looking forward to expanding my family" on a cover letter it would be torn to shreds!
Greg: Too bad you don't have a penis.


*Note: I am NOT pregnant.

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